Custom-Made Malt Rosaries

Count your Blessings!

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HAVE YOU EVER LOST TRACK of just how many the current dram is? Your problem is now solved, with the KOM offering here for the first time ever the official Conclave Malt Rosary.

Now you can 'tell' just how many glasses you have downed over the course of a spiritual evening. Count each dram on your very own Malt Rosary strung by the monks of St. Ardbeg's. Each bead is carefully chosen and strung especifically for you! These beads are lovingly formed of the peat dug from the bogs on the grounds of St. Ardbeg's. They are then glazed and fired in the same ovens that are used to bake the bread for the Refectory. The strings upon which the beads are hung are made from actual hairs pulled from the heads of the monks themselves.

Please order your very own, custom-made Malt Rosary, and drink responsibly. The monks are praying for your well-being.

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