THE ONE-KNIGHT STAND®!

As used during holy offices at the Monastery of Malt

OF COURSE, WE DO HAVE LARGE PULPITS and choir-size lecterns, but many of the smaller priories and abbeys of the Caledonian Conclave have no need of such elaborate contraptions. Instead, a simple one-knight stand, as first developed by the Knights of Malt, does very nicely indeed.

Now, you too can enjoy the fine craftsmanship of this piece of ecclesiastical furniture and celebrate your own private hours, from matins to vespers! Select pieces of hardwood and fine veneers give the one-knight stand a smart, yet traditional appearance. Its large surface will accomodate any holy book, up to folio size. And two convenient chalice-holders keep the Spirit well at hand!

Tuck this little treasure into a bare corner of your living room and begin living your very own malted dream. Specially constructed of oak timbers designed to support the most portly knight. Complete with a fine cupboard beneath the lectern for holding your collection of malts. This pulpit is fully self-contained for those long, long sermons on the gifts of the Spirit which you will soon be able to bestow upon friends and family.

Our One-Knight stand arrives at your door ready for assembly. We even include a small sampler of some of the monastery's best bottles to imbibe whilst constructing your private spiritual haven. All holes are pre-drilled so your screws will be straight even when you aren't!