The KOM portable confessional

Available online for the first time!

After a lamentable evening with a blended malt (and haven't we all had one of those?), this beautiful structure designed by the Knights' own architectural firm of Slovenly, Gluttonous & Slovenly will be a sight for your very sore eyes.

Our lightweight, fully portable confessional is available in sacramental brown, with a fully corrugated floor and heavy duty slat-wood foundation just like those found on the grounds of St. Ardbeg's! Easily cleaned with a damp cloth and bucket, the fiber walls are even replaceable in the instance of a truly fulminant confession.

The Knights have sprinkled the walls of every sacred booth with holy Spirits and prayerfully blessed each confessional prior to shipping. We are confident that the forgiveness you seek in our confessionals will be complete and of the greatest comfort in your time of need.

Take one to your next party!

Contact the KOM for price and availability.

(Some assembly required. Penitents not included. Custom grillwork available at additional cost.)