Official Conclave Vestments
Now available online!

AS A SERVICE TO BELIEVERS EVERYWHERE, the Knights of Malt now offer official liturgical vestments for sale online. Hand-made by the reputed firm of Trombley & Son, exclusive purveyors of fine, sacred haberdashery to the Caledonian Conclave for over five hundred years, these liturgical garments are guaranteed to provide you with many years of service! All are stain-resistant and are offerred in three basic sizes: novice, monk, and abbot.

Enhance your experience of the holy Spirits by joining our monks in a habit - and not a bad one at that! Let Trombley & Son make you divinely dapper - the fulfillment of every nun's fantasy. And you can feel monkish all under with our finest jute sacramental underwear or, as our own monks call it, the "Thong of Thongs"! Also, avoid the embarrassing 'undergarment line' that will mar the look of your new cassock by purchasing only the best Trombley and Son blessed foundations made of the thinnest and silkiest sackcloth - no inappropriately-timed itches!

Suit yourself at Trombley's! And, for your next giving occasion, consider our gift certificates. Nothing says "thank you" like a brand new cassock!