Cool, refreshing, and spirited!
How do you cool down an overheated monk? And let us tell you, it can get pretty hot toiling in the peat bogs of St. Ardbegs! At those times, only a Maltsicle® will do!
Now you too can indulge your thirst when the heat is on with the monk's own malt-on-a-stick. Our monks (like Salvatore on the left) live for a frozen delight at the end of a long, long day. Maltsicles® are made from the finest, 12-year-old single malts, and come to you straight from the freezers of St. Ardbeg's -- deep below the foundations of the Our Lady chapel.
Get refreshed! Get energized! Get a Maltsicle®!
Please use responsibly. Do not operate vehicles or heavy machinery after enjoying your Maltsicle®.
Twelve to a box. Shipped overnight via Express Mail in liquid nitrogen. Please open very carefully. Do not use sharp instruments! Do not inhale fumes from your case of maltsicles.
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